Thursday, September 30, 2010
sucker. One orangutan arm later, the spider is safely in the glass. I'm know thinking, what the hell do I do with it? (I'm not one for killing even the ugliest looking creepy crawlies) So I have to imagine I have a second orangutan arm and slip my puzzle book under the glass( yes the same puzzle book I originally shook the sauntering spider off). All the while the spider is having a fight with its own reflection. I bound to the bathroom, heart racing, mouth dry and manage to get the spider out of the glass on to the window ledge and slam the window shut, all in one action.
I'm now downstairs drinking a cup of tea, trying to calm my nerves but also thinking, please don't let it's family be waiting for me when I go back upstairs. The End x